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I’m Taking One For The Team On Behalf of Sexy People Everywhere

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Someone once told me that what I did was nothing but “entertainment” and my aspirations were as base as just “making people laugh” and “making people cry.” When I think back to that comment, I realize how unfortunate and archaic it is, as well as how much that someone was missing the point.

Art and comedy and passion and drama and all those fluid bits of the human experience – especially when sucked in and filtered through a digestible, entertaining format – are medicine. MEDICINE. And they are medicinal options that are not pharmaceticals, aka: chemical concoctions which come with un-predictable side affects and hospital bills and shady ass rationale as to why you supposedly need so many orange bottles in the first place. Screw that bullshit and just drink whiskey. Or if you’re in rehab I will do so for you.

Well there I’ve gone and digressed… that happens when someone says whiskey. Seriously though, I’d even go so far to say that my favorite bit of them all, comedy… executed-like-a-badass comedy… insightful and shredding-some-curtains-and-stripping-some-clothes-off-and-blowing-them-screens-back-with-your-brutally-honest-balls-out COMEDY is even more than medicine. It’s a service to humanity and to the well-being of the human soul. Why? Because it’s real talk. Because it punches a hole through pretention. Because it reminds you that things aren’t that bad. Because when it’s really that funny, it brings people together via commonality of humor, it spews this thing out their face called laughter, which in turn triggers the release of endorphins and serotonin and good happy F&*CK YEAH! feelings. And good happy F&*CK YEAH! feelings make people sexy. Really goddamn sexy.

Now, wouldn’t the world be a better place if we were all really goddamn sexy?

Yes. Yes, it would.

Hence, my valiant efforts in the arena of entertainment. I strive to make the world a safer place for more sexiness. Yes, it’s a hard job but someone’s gotta take one for the team. So, take it I shall.

Thx for stopping by the blog! Kick off your shoes and stay awhile*

Ciao killas!

*mc

PS: Chia says hi. She wanted me to include a pic from her recent photo shoot – see: down below while we took a break from writing entertainment to handle the sexy-ass real-life entertainment of me pedipawing her f%^*ng nails. #NOTFUN

PPS: Also below = #picstich of my “almost-entirely-true, debaucherous non-fiction humor” book ((that’s where I disappeared to for the last month and a half – layouts and edits can be tough!)). Coming SOON! ((And if you’re a sexy-ass lit agent or publisher it can come even SOONER to you. Hit me up! Muah*))

mc foley _ new book preview _ alky to athlete

mc foley _ new book preview _ alky to athlete

mc foley _ alky to athlete _ new book
mc foley _ alky to athlete _ new book
mc foley _ alky to athlete _ new book

mc foley _ alky to athlete _ new book



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